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Things you may either love or hate about me, depending on whether you are one of the Usses or one of the Thems: I really, really love my dogs, like, probably way more than I like you. The best present I ever got from a boy was an entire X-Men collection spanning about fifteen years. One time I caught myself thinking of a character from a television show as a friend, and then I realized that I needed to get out more. Sometimes, I become incredibly depressed and elated at the same time when I think about how weird and pointless and utterly beautiful it is to be human and to be right here, right now. It occurs to me every now and again that maybe I could be a better writer if I abused substances more often. I work by day as an evil corporate puppet but my secret, silly dream is to have some shitty, pointless, laid-back job like walking dogs or selling fruit by the side of the road. I'm pretty skittish and shy but I'm trying really, really hard to overcome that because by and large, I really love people and I like talking and sharing but the part with the sweating and stuttering kind of sucks. So read my stupid, goofy journal. Let's talk and share and maybe, you know... maybe you'll get it.

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